It's quite elementary my dear Watson, you need this sherlock pipe in your life.

Smoke your herbs with a bit of class and a lot of glass when you choose the Chubby Standing Sherlock Pipe, featuring a lovely curvature from stem to bowl, a left side carb to control airflow, a deep bowl for packing your herbs, and an ergonomic shape that fits comfortably in the hand when it's time for a puff. The Chubby Standing Sherlock Pipe has all of the potential to become your new daily driver, and who knows it might even help you do some of your best thinking. It worked for Sherlock Holmes after all.